On Married Life :
A Successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Answering Machine Greeting:
Hi. This is Muniandy
If u r the phone company ,I already sent the money.
If u r my parents,please send money
If u r my financial aid institution,u didn't lend me enough money.
If u r my friends ,u owe me money.
If u r a female,don't worry,I have plenty of money.