Thursday, April 13, 2006

Jokes Limited

On Married Life :

A Successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Answering Machine Greeting:

Hi. This is Muniandy

If u r the phone company ,I already sent the money.
If u r my parents,please send money
If u r my financial aid institution,u didn't lend me enough money.
If u r my friends ,u owe me money.
If u r a female,don't worry,I have plenty of money.

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